Thursday, February 21, 2013

Scarlet Spider One Shot: Valentine's Day

Greetings all! Here we are a week after Valentine's Day, and I'm finally getting this thing out! I hope you all enjoy this special issue with some surprise characters!!

-Co-creator Richard Wilson III

Spider-Man and ALL related characters are owned by Marvel Comics and Stan Lee respectively

All original characters were created for the purposes of fan fiction. This is in NO WAY connected to Marvel Comics or the ongoing Scarlet Spider title produced by Marvel.

Scarlet Spider
One Shot
Happy Valentine’s Day

By: Richard Wilson III

Hi everyone! It’s me, Co-creator Richard Wilson III bring a special Valentine’s Day issue for all those people out there with that special someone. This one’s for my Co-creator Tim Ruppenthal and his magnificent girlfriend!

Twenty-Five Years Earlier, in Denver, Colorado...

Random Rooftop, 2:14 PM

(Benjamin Reilly Sr. swings across the rooftops of Denver, Colorado, mulling things over to himself)
Ben: <Sigh> Yet another boring day in Denver, Colorado... Maybe I should just leave and find somewhere else to go... Maybe I could be the Scarlet Spider of Canada....
(Emergency vehicles fly down the street below him)
Ben: Spoke too soon! Now’s where the fun begins!
(The Scarlet Spider swings after the emergency vehicles as they come up to a large building fire)
Ben: Woah! That’s bigger than I thought it would be... <If Peter was here he would go“That’s what she said”...>
(Ben swings into the building just as a Cloaked Figure slips within the flames)
Ben: Yo! Anyone in here! The building kinda caught fire and I’m going to personally escort you out!
(The Cloaked Figure slips out and takes a swing at Ben, but misses and knocks out the column, dropping the ceiling on top of Ben)
Ben: AUGH! Sonofabitch!!
(The Cloaked Figure leaps from the building as Ben struggles against the rubble and flames)
Ben: THE HELL?! THIS IS SO WRONG!
(An EMT appears around the corner and starts to help Ben from the rubble)
Ben: Lady! The building’s going to come down! Get yourself out of here!
EMT: Nope! I’m going to get you out of here!
Ben: I can handle this!
(Ben lifts the ceiling and slips out as more is about to crush the EMT)   
Ben: SHIT!
(Ben grabs the EMT and they leap out of the building onto the adjoining rooftop)
Ben: There! You can now say you’ve been saved by--
(He looks down and see’s that the EMT’s unconscious)
Ben: Aw dammit! Don’t die on me now!
(He pulls off his mask and starts to give CPR when she wakes up coughing)
EMT: <COUGH> <COUGH>
Ben: Whew! That was a close one...
EMT: I never thought you were a blonde...
Ben: Huh? (Sees his mask on the ground where he dropped it) DAMN IT!
EMT: Well, since you just saved my life, I guess I should introduce myself; I’m Anna, Anna O’Connor
Ben: I’m the Scarlet Spider!
Anna: I’ve seen your face... I don’t think it matters that you use that name with me...
Ben: <Sigh> Since you’re a pretty one, I’ll tell you my name... I’m Ben. Ben Reilly
Anna: Well, Mr. Scarlet Spider-Ben Reilly, thank you for saving me from that building... On Valentine’s Day no less!
Ben: That’s what today is!? Damn it... How about this: Are you doing anything later today?
Anna: Are you asking me out?
Ben: Well, if you wouldn’t mind going out with a guy whose primary costume choice is the color of love of course
Anna: Ha! That’s good... I’ll happily go out with you today Ben
Ben: That’s great! How about your place at 8?
Anna: That’s a bit direct don’t you think?
Ben: Not remotely what I meant!
Anna: Kidding! Sure, I live at the corner of 1st and 4th downtown; the only apartment building on the block
Ben: Okay! I’ll meet you on the rooftop
Anna: The rooftop?
Ben: That’s all for now! Lets get you back to your unit

Only Apartment Building on 1st and 4th’s Rooftop: 8 PM

(Anna stands on the rooftop as the Scarlet Spider lands behind her)
Ben: Greetings to you my dear!
Anna: Aren’t you the poster boy for punctuality?
Ben: I make good on my plans
Anna: Speaking of plans, what are ours for the night?
Ben: Well, I have a surprise set up across town if you wouldn’t mind the trip
Anna: Sure, I’ll meet you there?
Ben: Ha! That’s good!
Anna: What?
Ben: I’m going to take you myself!
Anna: Wha--
(Ben grabs Anna by the waist and leaps off the roof)
Anna: AAAAAAA!

(Ben shoots a webline and the two begin to swing over the streets of Denver)
Anna: WOAH!
Ben: Enjoying yourself?
Anna: Surprisingly!
(Ben and Anna land on a high rise terrace where a nice candlelight dinner waits)
Ben: Welcome to my humble abode...
Anna: You live here?
Ben: Part time; My roommate’s out of town and said I could have some friends over
Anna: Well that was certainly nice of him
Ben: Haha, yeah, he’s a generous guy
Anna: You gonna eat in that?
Ben: No, just give me the minute to get changed
(Ben returns and the two begin to have a magnificent evening which cultivated in cuddling on the couch with a movie on the television)
Anna: Well, I must say that this was quite the night
Ben: Yeah, it went off without a hitch
Anna: You say that now, but things might go wrong later
Ben: Trust me, I’m great under pressure
Anna: I bet, but I do think that I should be getting home now
Ben: You’re probably right; I guess we both have to be ready to save people tomorrow
(Anna and Ben swing off to Anna’s apartment where they bid each other a good night)
Ben: Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Anna: I don’t know; I’m sure you could always stop by and check
Ben: You sure?
Anna (Smiling): Very. Good night Ben
Ben: Good night Anna...
(Ben leaps out into the night laughing along the way as Anna watches on in glee)
Anna: This’ll be quite the interesting relationship...
Ben<Internal>: This’ll be quite the interesting relationship...

To Be Continued... In another time!!

Well, maybe, since we’ve already seen the end result of this relationship!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Scarlet Spider Issue 13

Well! Good news is we have another issue out here! The bad news is, the body disposal unit I called hasn't shown up yet, and this thing (kicks corpse) is getting pretty rank
-PHOENIX DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS
GAH! TIM! You're back!
-Damn straight ASSHOLE.
Woah! Slow your roll there! You might drop again!
-DROP THIS! KAIO KEN!
WOAH! THIS IS ABOVE MY PAY GRADE!!
(PUNCH, body hits the floor)
-Take that BITCH
OH MY RIBS!
(Kick to the head)
-Shut it! This is MY issue
Bring out your dead!
-right here buddy!
(Picks up. Body)
-Thank ya sir
(Leaves)
-Alright kids! You've had the hulk! But now you'll have something a bit more...classical. In this issue, we follow Ben on his first solo go against a villain, Shocker! And we introduce a couple new characters! Enjoy!
-Co-creators Tim Ruppenthal and Richard Wilson III


Scarlet Spider
Issue 13
SHAKING THE FOUNDATIONS

By: Tim Ruppenthal

Midtown High: Chem AP classroom; 12:45 PM
(Ben is staring out the window, bored. No notes taken.)
Teacher: Ben...Benjamin...Mr. Reilly!
Ben:(Snapping out of his daydream) Huh? What?
Teacher: "I asked you, what is the molecular formula. Since you seem to understand the subject so well, you constantly drift off while I am lecturing!"
Ben: (internal)...whoops.
Ben: (running his eyes quickly over the problems on the board) "One is C6H6O, two is C4H10O2, three is M9CO3x5HCO3, and four is LiClO4x 3H2O."
(The teacher looks between Ben and the board, outraged.)
Teacher: "I...but...that is...correct."
(Ben stands.)
Ben: "Yeah. I know."
(Ben walks out of the class, turning towards the lunch room.)
Cheerleader: "...Oh my God! Kelly, did you hear?! Some crazy guy in a costume is attacking ESU!"
Kelly: "What! Is it that Scarlet Spider guy?"
Nikki: "No! This guy is like, causing earthquakes with his hands!"
(Ben looks down as his stomach growls hungrily)
Ben: (internal)...Dammit.
(Ben runs into the bathroom, slipping off his bag)
ESU Campus: 1:07 PM
(Ben is jumping around the ESU Campus, trying to find the attacker while talking to Wilson.)
Ben: "I know I said I'd help you break up with the captain of the football teams girlfriend Wilson, but you know how Mr. Warren gets when I prove him wrong...Oh come on, you beat the shit out of him right? See? No worries at all! *sigh* Yeah I'll see you Carli and Fred at that pizza place on 7th... See ya man."
(Ben slides the phone back into his backpack, stopping atop the lecture hall.)
Ben: "Where the hell *is* this guy?!"
(Suddenly, screams and the crunch of metal sets off Ben's spider-sense)
Ben: (internal) "The football field!"
ESU Football field: 1:11 PM
(Ben swings onto the field goal, as a man in a red and yellow suit is terrorizing the people in the stands)
Shocker: "AW YEAH! Take that assholes!"
(He puts out his fists and sends a wave of sound at the stands, destroying them and sending the crowd into even more chaos.)
Ben: "Hey! Tumblethumbs! Chill yourself out!"
(Shocker turns around at the sound of Ben's voice)
Shocker: "Get out of here bug boy! This doesn't concern you!"
(Shocker points his fists at Ben as he flips away from the field goal, the goal is ripped from its foundations by the blast)
(Ben lands on the opposite field goal)
Ben: "Whoa, hold up buddy. I'm a superhero, remember? And you're putting people in danger, remember? This is kind of my job."
Shocker: "Whatever! Just get out of here! I'm here to destroy ESUs football team! NYU for the win!"
Ben: "You're here... because of a college feud? Nothing else? At all?"
Shocker: "What else would I be here for?!"
(Ben sits down on the goals cross pipe, shaking his head.)
Ben: "I...wow. Do you really not have anything better to do?"
Shocker: "Studying for midterms, but this is much better!"
Ben: "Uh huh. So, just for completeness sake. Where did you get the suit? As you're clearly not smart enough to make it?
Shocker: "I stole it from that old police warehouse!"
Ben: "Of course you did."
(Ben stands)
Ben: "I'm going to kick your ass now."
Shocker: "Good luck with that one ant boy."
Ben: " 1) Wrong hero. 2) I don't need luck when you're this dumb."
Shocker: "Hence why you're leaping at the guy with power gauntlets right?"
Ben: "Hence why you're using power gauntlets to push down a football player and not a bank vault?"
(Shocker sends another blast at Ben, which he dodges again, bouncing on Shockers back as he does so.)
Shocker: "Gah! I don't need money! This is for fun! And pride! Now stand still!
(Ben webs shocker's chest and lobs him into the destroyed stands.)
Ben: "Ah...rich, dumb, and violent. My three favorite adjectives..."
(Shocker comes from the wreckage.)
Ben: "I mean...dude. Do SOMETHING villainous. I feel like I'm grounding a four year old here...a dumb four year old."
Shocker: "I'm dumb? This coming from a skinny freak in a torn up hoodie?"
Ben: (internal) This guy is ridiculous. I seriously need to stop being a better villain than my villains-
(Shocker leaps from the wreckage, hitting Ben in the chest with a shock wave.)
"Gah! Dammit!"
(Shocker hits him again, sending him into the field goal. Bringing it down on top of Ben.)
Shocker: "Haha! Some super hero you are! Sound beats bug!
(Ben hits him in the face with a webline, pulling him hard to the ground.)
MMPH!"
(Ben leaps forward, landing on shockers back.)
Ben: "I'm sorry, what was that last bit?"
(Ben back flips over Shockers body, landing behind him.)
(Shocker starts struggling to his feet.)
Shocker: "Ugh. You suck!"
Ben: "I'm not the one eating dirt here buddy."
(Shocker wheels around wildly, shooting off waves blindly, taking out the rest of the stands and the announcers building.)
Ben: "Goddammit! What the hell are you doing!?"
Shocker:"I'm taking this whole place out! And you aren't going to stop me!"
(As he fires at Ben, Ben fires two weblines at Shockers chest, pulling him with him. Clear across the street and through the wall of a sports store.)
Shocker: "What the-!"
Ben: "I have had enough fooling around!"
(Ben fires two stingers into Shockers chest to no effect.)
Shocker: "What were those supposed to do?"
Ben: "Goddammit.."
(Shocker sends Ben through several aisles and into the display for Thompson basketballs.)
Ben: "...Son of a-"
(Shocker picks Ben up by the throat, aiming his other gauntlet directly at his face.)
Shocker: "I'm gonna squash you bug boy!"
Ben: "Go-Good one. Quilted N-Northern..."
(Shockers eyes flash with anger, charging the gauntlets as Ben knees him in the chest, making Shocker drop him.)
Shocker: "ARGH!"
Ben: "I'll take those back!"
(Ben grabs the stingers from Shockers chest, throwing them into his hoodies pocket.)
(Shocker begins fighting blindly, throwing random punches while sending blasts with each punch, which Ben dodges easily.)
Ben: "Aw, someone's getting pissy!"
Shocker: "Shut. UP!"
(Ben grabs Shockers wrist, and punches down on his shoulder.)
Shocker: "ARGH!"
(Ben picks him up over his head and tosses him into the glass case of sports watches.)
Ben: "If you're going to throw a tantrum, you should know I'm not a big fan of kids!"
(Shocker stands up, shards of glass sticking out of his suit, charging his gauntlets.)
Ben: "Okay, I'm done."
(Ben hits Shockers wrists with two weblines,  whipping  them back quickly and ramming the two gauntlets together, shattering them and engulfing Shockers in a wave of force, leaving him out cold.)
Ben: "About damn time. Rage monsters and a vibrator. Can this week just end."
Random Rooftop on 7th: 1:37 PM
(Ben is stretching, cracking his back.)
Ben: (internal) Well whatdya know? I went through two whole fights without sustaining serious injury!
(Ben quickly changes into his civies and meets Carli the pizza place.)
Ben: "Oh hey, you must be Carli, I'm Ben."
Carli: (internal) Oh, wow...
(She gives a sly grin.)
"I know who you are, you're the one keeping me from being valedictorian." (Internal) And I've had a crush on you since sophomore year..
Ben: "Oh jeez. I am?"
Carli: "By a full four points. How do you keep that up while you're off saving sophomores?"
(Ben laughs.)
Ben: "Lots of work and no sleep, haha."
(Internal) And not having a very distracting living place.
Carli: (internal) Just ask him stupid!
"So...are you going to the winter formal?"
(Ben opens his mouth as Fred Grant walks up.)
Fred: "Hi, you must be Ben and Carli, my names Fred."
Ben: "Hey Fred, nice to meet you!"
Fred: "We had bio AP together last year."
Ben: "Oh. My bad man. I never notice anything!"
Carli: (internal) No kidding...
(At that moment, Wilson pulls up in his limousine, he gets out and crosses to Ben.)
Wilson: "Well well well, if it isn't Mr. Fred Grant and the lovely miss Carli Boros, how are you two doing?"
Carli: "I'm quite fine Wilson."
Fred: "Yeah, me too."
Ben: *Ahem.*
(Wilson smiles and sends a jokingly reproachful look Bens way.)
Wilson: "And of course, Mr. Best friend of the year."
Ben: "Oh shut up Wilson, you're perfectly fine!"
Wilson: "Of course I am! But that doesn't get you off the hook! What am I without my attack dog?"
Ben: "*Sigh* Whatever Wilson, lets get inside, I'm starving."
(Five minutes later, the group is sitting much more comfortably, seeming to enjoy each others company.)
(Ben slips a piece of paper from his bag.)
Ben: "Okay, so lets check out this project. "Attention Sociology AP students, your final project for the winter semester is being involved in an observational study of High School social tiers, polling what students have voted to be "High" "Middle" and "Low" tiers to see how well or poorly they interact."
Wilson: "Leave it to Dr. Rildin to make us do his work for him."
Ben: "No joke, who cares about social tiers?"
(Carli looks skeptical)
Carli: "Really? I mean, you two are some of the most popular people in the school!"
(Ben looks at Wilson confused.)
Ben: "We are? But I don't talk to anyone and you're a huge douchebag."
Carli: "Ben it's because you're hot and angsty and Wilson's dad is richer than most of the world."
Wilson: "Well that is true, I am very rich and you are pretty "smexy" Ben."
(Ben looks even more confused.)
Ben: "What the hell does smexy even mean?"
(Fred, who is looking down at his book, speaks.)
Fred: "Smart and sexy."
Ben: "Oh. That's dumb."
(Fred. Not looking up.)
Fred: "Yes. Yes it is."
(Wilson smiles conspiratorially.)
Wilson: "I'm liking this group project already, I think this is the start of a beautiful fake friendship!"

To Be Continued...

Friday, February 8, 2013

Scarlet Spider Issue 12

Hello everyone! It's been quite a while since I wrote one of these... and I must apologize for these transgressions. Things have gotten out of hand with the time amount of time that's spent between the issues. Hopefully this won't happen again as we-- Wait, Tim's dead so... I have another issue to put out! Enjoy the conclusion to MY Hulk story as I call my people to get rid of this body!!

-Co-creator Richard Wilson III

Scarlet Spider
Issue 12
A Smashing Incident
Part 2
So He’s a Stereotype?


By: Richard Wilson III


Ben’s Dwelling, 1:44 PM

Ben: Banner! Get down!
(Ben grabs Banner and his bag of belongings and jumps out the boarded back window as the drone flies in and explodes)
Banner: OOF! Well, that puts a damper on things...
Ben (Looking at the smoldering remains of his home) I am going to kill him...
(Connor leaps into the alleyway)
Connor: Ben, I’m so sorry; Did you get everything you needed?

Ben (Pulling his two backpacks from the ground): Yeah, the one in my left hand is my school bag, and the one in my right has all my clothes and personal things, while my foot is about to go up your--
Banner: OKAY fellas! The point is to keep the excitement down and feet outside of rectums
Ben: Fine! We should keep moving in case more of those things show up
Banner (Looking up at the sky): I think it’s a bit late for that...
(Both Ben and Connor lookup to see 5 more drones of the same type that blew up in Ben’s apartment)
Ben: Lovely; Can’t I just once have a nice day!?
Banner: Comes with the territory kid

Connor: This is gonna suck!
Ben: Really!? You don’t say!?
Banner: Boys, focus; we need to leave now!
Ben (Throwing his bags in a nearby dumpster): Connor, grab Banner and start swinging
Connor: What about you?
Ben: I’ve got robots to destroy
(Connor grabs Banner and swings ahead as Ben leaps onto the rooftop and snags the first drone and sends it into one of the others)
Ben: That was for my house you asses!
Drone 5: HOSTILE ACTION DETECTED. ACTION: ELIMINATE THE AGGRESSOR
Ben: Aggressor? I’ll show you an aggressor!
(Ben leaps into the air as the drones shift into combat mode and begin shooting him with lasers)
Ben: Lasers!? Will you ever cease to amaze me!?
(Ben webs one of them, pulls and gets the drone other to shoot it’s compatriot, leaving 2 left)
Drone 4: SELF TERMINATION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED. REMAINING UNIT TO TRACK TARGET
Ben: ‘Self Termination’!? Not right here!
(He jumps to the rooftop and swings the drone higher into the sky where it explodes while the other transforms back and chases after Banner and Connor)

Ben: Oh that’s not good

Several Blocks Away, 1:48 PM

Connor (Seeing the explosion): That seems closer than it should be...
Banner: I’m sure we’ll be fine, except I think that tranq your friend used is wearing off
Connor: Hearing the Hulk?
Banner: Kinda; he seems less angry now, kinda confused I guess
Connor: He’s not trying to get out?
Banner: No, he’s trying to... talk!?
Connor: That’s surprising?
Banner: He’s not known for his long conversations
(SHWOOSH! The drone comes in and enters combat mode)
Drone 6: TARGET ACQUIRED. CAPTURING TARGET
Connor: No no no, no Transformers allowed!
(Connor leaps into the air, webs the nearest dumpster and drops it on top of the drone, crushing it as Ben swings in)
Ben: Fancy
Banner: Very eloquent; now we can find out who’s looking for me...
(Ben and Connor move the dumpster as Banner stoops down and inspects the remains)
Banner: Oh, this isn’t good...  
Ben: What is it?
Banner: Latverian
Connor: Latverian? Like Latveria?
Banner: The one and the same, which means there’s only one guy’s involved: Doctor Doom
Ben: Doctor Doom? Could he be more generic?
Banner: You laugh, but he’s bad news
A Mechanical Voice: That is correct Dr. Banner!
(The trio turn to see Dr. Doom standing before them)
Ben: What the hell!? Why didn’t my--
Dr. Doom: Spider sense? The moment my drones sent back data of Spider powered beings I utilized my armors sensor scrambling capabilities to jam it
Connor: Does he ever stop monologuing?
Banner: I wish I could say yes, but--
Doom: SILENCE! NONE SHALL INTERRUPT DOOM!
Ben: It just happened twice so you’re kinda off a b--
(Ben’s sent flying back by Doom’s force bolt)
Ben: OOOF!!
Connor (Leaping at Doom): Listen you! You can’t just--
(Connor’s pushed into the adjacent alley wall and held there by a containment field)
Doom: You should have taught your companions how to hold their tongue in my presence
Banner: You want the Hulk don’t you?
Doom: I merely require a substantial amount of his blood
Banner: It’s always about him isn’t it?
Doom: Yes
Banner: Okay, so what do you want? An army of him? His strength? His reflexes? Which is it?
Doom: His immortality and healing
Banner: The Hulk’s not immortal!
Doom: Isn’t he? He can survive tremendous amounts of damage and harm, as well as adapting to his surroundings
Banner (Looking as Connor struggles with his bondings and Ben begins to pull himself up): Well so can Wolverine, so I can’t--
Doom: The Wolverine cannot adapt to his environment, and he ages, while you still look the same as you did 15 years ago
Banner: So you’re saying that the Hulk, and by extension me, can live forever?
Doom: Further study is needed, though my primary analysis is sound
Ben (Finally standing): Lovely, an ego and an immortality plot... Why does this sound comic book?
Banner: Webs, don’t. I’ll handle this; I’m not going to change, so you can’t have the Hulk
Doom: I needn’t you to be willing, for like several days ago, the subsonic pulse will do it for you
Banner: A subsonic--
(Doom presses a button on his gauntlet, causing Banner to fall down, holding his head in pain)
Banner: AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!

Connor: Banner!
Ben: DAMN IT!
(Ben leaps into the air as Banner’s arm flies up, grabs Ben’s leg and flings him at Connor)
Ben and Connor: OOMPH!
(The containment field fails and they both fall to the ground as the Hulk rises from where Banner was)
Doom: Yes, my conquest is at hand (looking at Ben and Connor), unfortunately the two of you cannot be allowed to live
Connor: Now he wants to murder us? How much more stereotyped can he get?
Doom (Deploying more drones): Hulk, dispose of them, then follow the signal
(Doom leaves, with the Hulk advancing towards them and the drones going to combat mode)
Ben: I should’ve ignored that phone call...

To Be Continued... After the Break!?

Hey, writer and co-creator Richard Wilson III here, taking a minute to thank you for reading this story. Though it might be a single credit, my co-conspirator Tim Ruppenthal feels the same and we wish to thank you for following our past stories and the others to come (and hope to expect at least 88 more of these).

And now, back to our regularly scheduled conclusion

Same Alleyway as Before, 1:56 PM

(Doom leaves, with the Hulk advancing towards them and the drones going to combat mode)
Ben: I should’ve ignored that phone call...
Connor: That’s reassuring, leave me to die!
Ben (Dodging a Hulk punch and kicking a drone out of the sky): I said “should’ve” not that was going to! It’s a hindsight thing!
Connor (Leaping onto the wall and webbing a drone): You seem to be as much of a bitch as hindsight is at the moment!
Ben: Connor, I swear to God!
Connor: Aren’t you an atheist?
Ben: Damn it!
Connor: What!? I thought it was a legitimate question!
Ben: ANYWAY, we need a way to stop the Hulk!
Connor (Dropping to the ground and diving past the Hulk's legs to avoid his punch): Where's the signal coming from?
Ben: I'd say the robots that are trying to kill us!
Connor: Is Doom really that cliche?
Ben: I dunno, but he’s been pretty obvious before!
(Ben and Connor proceed to get the drones to shoot at each other as the Hulk begins to resist and help with the destruction)
Hulk: RAAAH! Bugman and Red Bugman help Hulk! Hulk help fight Doom!
Ben: Uh, okay?
Connor: AWESOME! Team-up with the Hulk to fight Dr. Doom! How much better can this get!?
Ben: Focus... Hulk, where’s Doom?
Hulk: Doom at top of Latverian Embassy! Doom no villain there!
Ben: Well crap...
Connor: Can’t we lure him out?
Ben: … Hulk I have a plan...

Latverian Embassy, 2:18 PM

(Dr. Doom stands atop his embassy, gazing out into the streets of Manhattan as the Hulk appears, carrying the bodies of Spider-Man and the Scarlet Spider. Seeing a lack of drones, Doom activates his gauntlet and descends into the streets)
Doom: So now, the mindless Hulk is under my control! Allowing me to dissect him down to his base elements, to discover the secrets to his immortality!!
Connor (leaping out of the Hulk's arm and kicking Doom in the face): My God! He's worse than that guy on the TV!
Ben (Doing the same and punching Doom in the abdomen): Which one?
Connor (Tripping Doom to the ground): That car commercial guy from Jersey
Ben (Webbing him to the ground): He's still alive!?
Connor (Both stand over Doom): Surprisingly
Doom: How is this possible!?
Ben: Would you believe webbing in the Hulk's ears?
(Hulk reaches into his ears and pulls out wads of webbing. He then crouches above Doom and roars in his face)
Hulk: RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Doom (Unphased): It seems I was bested by two teenagers and a buffoon... No matter the next two mile radius should feel my wrath...
(Doom’s arms explode off along with his chest cavity, revealing a Doombot with a high explosive device)
Connor: Holy crap!
(Ben reacts immediately, making a web slingshot as the Hulk grabs the Doombot, puts it in the web strands, pulls back and launches it into the sky)
Connor (Signaling the civilians in the streets): Everybody get down!
(The Doombot explodes, raining down a cascade of metal and singed fabric)
Ben: Damn, that was a buzz kill
Connor: A robot... How more cliche could he have gotten?
Ben: He’s a stereotype
Hulk: Metal man gone, Hulk have friends
Ben: Yeah Hulk; Hulk has friends
Hulk: Hulk go, take Banner home
Connor: Bye Hulk! See you soon!
(Hulk leaps into the air and across the rooftops and out of sight)
Ben (Cracking his back): AUGH! Well, that sucked!
Connor: Yeah... Sorry about your place
Ben: It’s fine, I’ll find someplace to go for the night
Connor: Well, my family’s apartment has a spare room that you can crash in
Ben: I couldn’t do that to your folks...
Connor: They’re always talking about doing something with it, and now they have a viable opportunity to do something with it
Ben: Okay, okay lets go get my stuff from the dumpster
Connor (Leaping into the air): Race you there!
Ben: You're on!
(Ben and Connor swing off towards towards the remains of Ben’s dwelling, never noticing the cloaked figure watching them from a rooftop)
Cloaked figure: Soon Mr. Reilly... Soon...

To Be Continued...